Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. While still in the womb, Chuck Norris cut his own umbilical cord because "he didn't need anyone's help". Chuck Norris is the reason the kamikaze used helmets. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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